savcreeps

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freshest-tittymilk:

girlinfourcolors:

archiemcphee:

Randy Liedtke created this Bloody Mary that’s so awesomely over-the-top it clearly belongs in our Department of Outrageously Overindulgent Bloody Marys.

The cocktail is garnished with one footlong sub, four pieces of fried chicken, one entire pepperoni pizza, two double cheeseburgers, onion ring, french fries, garlic bread, pickles, olives, onions, one whole lemon, one whole lime, jalapeños, and last but not least, a second Bloody Mary.

Want.

Don’t send me a bouquet of flowers, send me this

Fuck the bloody Mary, just send me the food

savcreeps

itsthelesbiana:

bitteroreo:

fuckyeavanity:

slimeeeman:

porkrub:

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

lordoftheswag:

yungkawaiiinigga:

white ppl can eat my ass tbh

smfh

this whole vine page is full of try hard humor its full of jokes for people who dont know how socialize properly

this is truly like the hardest ive seen anyone try to pull out a laugh. the whole page is extra dry.

…………………..

I wish people who aren’t funny would realize that

that’s really how they feel about us though.

and white folks ask why we don’t like them

bruh wtf